You've always wanted to have a brewery fermenter named after yourself, right? Well, here's your chance, courtesy of Houston's own Saint Arnold.

On Monday, the microbrewer began auctioning naming rights for a new fermenter, a 17-foot-tall, 2,500-gallon stainless steel tank. When the auction on eBay ends on Dec. 20, the highest bidder will get his or her name painted on the tank.

Brewery CEO Brock Wagner says company names and "impolite" names won't be allowed, but the fermenter could be named after a pet.