Well, if Karl Rove is coming back to Texas, I think the least we can do is to make him feel welcome once he's here. I think justice would never be more poetic if Rove were to return to Texas in time to see it turn blue. So, in the spirit of helping to bring that about, why not make a donation to Rick Noriega. Surely nothing would make Karl Rove feel more warmly received than that.
If you need a little extra inspiration, try this:
But Karl Rove is NOT welcome back to Texas. Can we get the Texas Rangers to block all incoming highways and check all incoming airplanes? The Texas Navy can patrol the coast. This is the severest threat to the integrity of Texas since the days of Pancho Villa. If Dick Armey doesn't like him, you know we don't need him back in Texas. Maybe we can trade him and DeLay to Alaska for that bridge to nowhere.
Posted by: Temple Houston on August 14, 2007 9:49 AM