Grits for Breakfast has a question I don't hear every day:
Texas' overcriminalization trivializes 'real' crimes, writes Marc Levin of the conservative Texas Public Policy Foundation in the Houston Chronicle. I laughed out loud when he announced that eleven of the 2,324 felonies created by the Texas Legislature related to oysters.Can you think of eleven different felonies you could commit with an oyster?
"Between now and the next legislative session," Levin recommends, "Texas lawmakers should identify some of the thousands of criminal laws to repeal or convert to civil infractions." That's certainly needed; let's hope somebody out there is listening.
You'll be pleased to know, as was mentioned on Fark.com, that none of the 11 oyster-related felonies require sex offender registration. :)
Posted by: Gritsforbreakfast on August 18, 2007 5:43 PM