February 25, 2008
Because "Homogoodfriendsuals" is too hard to pronounce?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the governor of the great state of Texas, Rick Perry:


Let's talk about your new book, "On My Honor," which draws on your experience as an Eagle Scout and champions the values of the Boy Scouts of America, to whom you are donating your royalties.

Yes, to their legal-defense fund.

Which has been fighting the A.C.L.U., to keep gays out of the scouts. Why do you see that as a worthy cause?

I am pretty clear about this one. Scouting ought to be about building character, not about sex. Period. Precious few parents enroll their boys in the Scouts to get a crash course in sexual orientation.

Why do you think a homosexual would be more likely to bring the subject of sex into a conversation than a heterosexual?

Well, the ban in scouting applies to scout leaders. When you have a clearly open homosexual scout leader, the scouts are going to talk about it. And they're not there to learn about that. They're there to learn about what it means to be loyal and trustworthy and thrifty.

But don't you think that homosexuals might also be interested in being loyal and thrifty?

The argument that gets made is that homosexuality is about sex. Do you agree?

No.

Well, then why don't they call it something else?


Feel free to leave your suggestions for an alternate moniker that would be less threatening to Rick Perry in the comments. Thanks to State of Mine for the link.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on February 25, 2008 to General snarkiness
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