I swear, I am not going to spend much time writing about the Austin mayoral race. There will be much more interesting things for me to blog about in the next few months. But God help me, Carole Keeton Strayhorn is just too entertaining to ignore for too long. I mean, a listening tour? For real? Either you're listening to the people who'll fund your campaign or you're not, and the rest is just show business. But at least I got to crib a funny post title from Ginger, and that's what counts. BOR has more.