From the “You might also consider getting a life” department

I’ve admitted my newfound interest in Twitter. It’s a useful and oddly compelling toy service, but I hope someone puts me out of my misery if it ever comes to this:

With all the frustration, confusion, and support going towards Twitter this week, a break from Twitter might be just want the doctor ordered. This weekend users have been asking for alternatives to Twitter. In this post we answer that question in a variety of ways. Here’s a look at several alternatives to Twitter both online and offline, that will help reduce Twitter’s stress levels and temporarily minimize user frustrations.

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If you’d rather not make a switch to another service, try these offline alternatives to Twitter:

  • Phone
  • Events
  • Parks
  • Meetings
  • Fairs
  • Parties/Clubs

Found, naturally, via Twitter. As John says, I hope that’s a joke. And if you’re wondering what the joke is, then I’ll remind you that my Twitterings can be found at http://twitter.com/kuff. Just try not to get too stressed out when you can’t get to them.

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One Response to From the “You might also consider getting a life” department

  1. becky says:

    Had to chuckle about these two….
    ” almost as much as i hate idiot second level support people who do more damage than good. about 9 hours ago from web
    i hate it when people who open a trouble ticket can’t be bothered to return your call trying to help them solve their problem. about 9 hours ago from web ”

    I can sorely remember having to fix things that Help Desk folks tried their hand at first. So, show a little kindness to your fellow IT’er’s Charles 😉

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