Enjoy that penultimate weekend of football while you still can.
I have long thought that what the world needs is more pee-powered electronics.
I don’t recall there being anything about this in the Bible.
That naughty e-book you just downloaded may well have been plagiarized.
Maybe selling off your state Capitol isn’t such a hot idea.
No Labels = no substance. Which is no surprise.
Better check the alarm settings on your phone now while you still can.
MLK Day is a fine day to talk about voting rights and the sustained assault they are under. Really, any day is a good day for that.
Hey, look! Vote fraud! Right here in Texas! Someone call Greg Abbott!
Bill Gates may be the greatest philanthropist that ever lived.
“Everyone always regrets angry revenge puppies.” Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that…
Can we all get along, please?
Clearly, some people just don’t know how to multitask.
I didn’t get around to going black for the SOPA protest on Wednesday, but boy were SOPA supporters amazingly whiny about it.
If obesity rates go the smoking rates did, it’ll be a good thing.
Boy, remember when Rick Perry was the great white hope for Republicans in 2012? Those were the days.
“Dear Mittens: In re: making tax returns public, I suggest you call me. Sooner rather than later. Yours sincerely, Bill White”
Oh, by the way, Rick Santorum won Iowa.
Yes, Facebook may get even more annoying. Sometimes, a deft unfriending is your best option.
Why Mitt Romney should pay higher taxes.
Making the right decision about birth control.