So did you buy Etch-A-Sketch stock last week?
But how can you prove that someone loves formal logic or not?
Be careful who you brag to about avoiding jury duty.
I for one welcome our robotic jellyfish overlords.
Rape jokes are pretty much never funny. You would think that advertisers, at least, would have learned that by now.
I don’t think having Twitter in the 1980s would have improved my chances of finding a prom date, since I don’t remember even knowing where our prom was. (It wasn’t a big deal at my high school, at least not at that time.) But I’m glad it’s helping someone.
The US today is more like Mad Men now, and that’s not a good thing.
Scientific advances can come from unexpected places, which is one reason why funding scientific research is a smart investment.
Yes, if I thought I were fighting against satanic baby-killers, that consideration would override most everything else.
Men are not obsolete. Yet.
Hey, at least he didn’t say that they should put Google between their knees, am I right?
A rapture box is apparently a thing.
If you build it, someone will spam it.
Our short national attention span tends to benefit bad actors.
Smaller is indeed better.
You can’t ruin the Three Stooges.
If you didn’t win the MegaMillions lottery yesterday, don’t worry. The odds were distinctly against you.