Daily Archives: June 5, 2003

Great moments in headline writing

Posted on June 5, 2003 by Charles Kuffner

Teen stripper’s mom arrested for driving daughter to work. Apparently, letting her take the bus would have been OK. Continue reading →

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I think the phrase “drooling moron” was a hint

Posted on June 5, 2003 by Charles Kuffner

You know, I get the distinct impression that Kevin doesn’t like Kenny Chesney very much. Continue reading →

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Redistricting…drip…drip…drip…

Posted on June 5, 2003 by Charles Kuffner

You know, with today’s report that redistricting is likely to be on the agenda for a special session that will also revisit the government reorganization bill, I’m almost ready to say “OK, just shoot me now and get it over … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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First witnesses called in Aguirre trial

Posted on June 5, 2003 by Charles Kuffner

The DA called a few respectable suburban arrestees and the defense did its best to hogtie Chief C.O. “BAMF” Bradford to the defendant in the opening day of former HPD Captain Mark Aguirre’s trial on official oppression charges. Let’s go … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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There’s many ways to be a phony

Posted on June 5, 2003 by Charles Kuffner

Remember David Manning, the movie critic that Sony invented in order to put his rave-review quotes on advertisements? When Sony fessed up and promised not to make up critics and favorable quotes any more, did you breathe a sigh of … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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All corked up

Posted on June 5, 2003 by Charles Kuffner

By now I’m sure everyone has heard of Sammy Sosa’s corked bat. His explanation that he didn’t realize he was using a bat that he normally uses just for practice has been met with some skepticism by other players, on … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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