I’m not usually one for caption contests, but with a picture like this, I can’t resist:
I’ll open the bidding with “The Bad, The Worse, and The Ugly”, but surely you can do better than that. Have at it in the comments. Thanks to Kriston for the catch.
Oh, and you can buy a copy of this photo, which was taken by Christopher Morris in 2004, for as little as one thousand dollars. In case you need a post-Christmas gift for someone, I suppose.
That Horseshoes is a dangerous sport was made clear yesterday as George beaned his Scottish Terrier Barney, with one as pals Dick and Rummy looked on.
Then, after bush and his fellow mobsters break the UN’s knee caps they stand then satisfied at the disaster they caused
Lucky Day: Well, we’re just gonna have to use our brains.
Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it!
“Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta, Yo?”
The President was adamant that he should get to be Clint Eastwood at Kelly’s Heroes Fantasy Camp because, he said, “Dick looks just like Kojack and Don’s Oddball for sure.”
Don, Dick and George are less than amused to learn that their take on reality might not necessarily agree with what the rest of us are experiencing.
Septic Tanks “R” Us
One day, as the devil was walking down the street in Crawford, TX, he mosied upon the three headless horseman, Cheney, Bush, and Rumsfeld. After a brief staring contest, the devil turned and walked away, having sold his soul to the men rather than be sent to Iraq!
I never really cared about the title of the 2006 Oscar winning Song…until now.
WE”RE IN UR WHITE HOUSE
RUINING UR COUNTRY