I can’t believe I’ve come across an entire thread on favorite movie lines, and nobody has yet quoted from Better Off Dead. That’s just wrong.
Lane Myer: Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching “The Wide World of Sports.” So you tell me… Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
Pretty much anything from that page would work for me. How about you?
“Truly, a sight to behold. A man, beaten. The once great champ, now a study in moppishness.”
Not from a movie but ever time I say it I laugh.
Mr. Arthur Carlson: As God as my witness, I though turkeys could fly.
“Now that’s a real shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.”