There’s long-term planning, and then there’s long-term planning.
Big Bend National Park is known for its jagged beauty, but sometimes the mountains are blotted from the horizon by a sky the color of mud.
The air is so dirty on many summer days that the federal government wants Texas to implement a plan that makes at least “reasonable progress” toward eliminating haze at the iconic park, with the goal of achieving natural visibility by 2064.
But the clean-air plan, which the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality is poised to approve Wednesday, sets a target of 2155, missing the federal goal by 91 years.
Just in time for my 189th birthday. I’ll be sure to have my great^5-grandchildren haul my ashes out there so I can enjoy it. Way to go, TCEQ!