I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I have so much respect for The Onion for its ability to stay ahead of the satire curve.
Rudy Giuliani is declaring war on gay marriage — vowing to use his strong opposition of it against the Democrats if he runs for governor next year. The former mayor, in an extended interview with The Post, also predicted that Gov. Paterson’s high-profile effort to legalize gay marriage would anger many New Yorkers and spark a revolt that could help sweep Republicans into office in 2010.
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“Marriage, I believe, both traditionally and legally, has always been between a man and a woman and should remain between a man and woman,” said Giuliani, who has been married three times.
I think he meant “between a man, a woman, and the man’s mistress”. I mean, that’s been his experience with matrimony. Perhaps he could compare notes with Newt Gingrich to be sure. Thanks to Matt Yglesias for the link.
“I think he meant “between a man, a woman, and the man’s mistress”. I mean, that’s been his experience with matrimony.”
Hilarious and true – he’s a little messed up to say the least – don’t forget when his wife tossed him out and he couldn’t go live with the mistress because he was still denying he had a mistress he moved in with two friends. Two gay friends.