Look who’s back in town:
That disturbance you felt in the Force recently? Now you know what caused it. Guess the whole Virginia thing didn’t work out so well.
Earlier this year, I resigned from the U.S. House of Representatives and became a resident of the State of Virginia to establish my new business, and where I now legally reside, pay taxes and vote.
This decision was and is irrevocable, which I made clear from Day One.
Those were the days, huh? Thanks to Juanita for the catch.
“Suddenly local grocery stores are reporting a shortage in eggs and toilet paper.”