A moment of silence, please, for Edna Milton Chadwell, the last madam of the Chicken Ranch brothel in La Grange, Texas, who passed away this week at the age of 84. In her memory, I bring you this list:
1. Best Damn Fool – Buddy Guy
2. Little Beggarman – Great Big Sea
3. The Best Is Yet To Come – Frank Sinatra and Count Basie
4. Little Bird – Annie Lennox
5. Best o’ The Barley – Jiggernaut
6. Little Brown Jug – Glenn Miller
7. The Best Of Me – Eddie From Ohio
8. Little By Little – Southside Johnny and The Jukes
9. Best Song Ever – Katie Armiger
10. Little Dreamer – Van Halen
If there are any Aggie boys in heaven, they’re probably dancing right about now. (Warning: The following contains gratuitous glimpses of Aggie ass. Those of you with delicate constitutions, you have been warned.)
No more miles until you get to heaven, Miss Edna. Rest in peace.