There’s an alternate universe in which we now already know who most of our parties’ nominees are.
Polarization is the norm in American politics, not the exception.
Beware the gay icebergs and their radical gay iceberg agendas.
Texts from my dog. What would Hillary think?
Ah, beer. Is there anything it can’t do?
The Titanic wasn’t the only ship to sink, you know.
Our robotic future is more complicated than you might think.
Archie Comics in court.
In the neverending “mommy wars”, there’s what Mitt Romney thinks and there’s what Jill Filipovic says.
Brazilian border control issues.
More yoga scandals, please.
Obama/Shakira 2012 would indeed be unbeatable.
From the “Don’t know much about geography” department.
Filling the doughnut hole: Another good thing about Obamacare.
I’m not as comma-phobic as some, but I do try not to overuse them.
So much wankery, finishing on top for the decade is quite the accomplishment. But then, some people are just naturals at it.
“Forest Service considering explosives to get rid of frozen cows in Colorado mountain cabin”. With a headline like that, how can you not read the story?
You’d think a Yankees-tainted donation would be the kiss of death for a Massachusetts politician.
From the “It’s OK if you’re a conservative judge” department.
Janet Jackson’s boobie haunts us still.
Godspeed, Pat Summit. There will never be another coach like you.
RIP, Dick Clark. As always, Mark Evanier is your best source for celebrity obituaries.
I don’t know about you, but I’ll take the nuns over the bishops pretty much any day of the week.