I’m recovering from my daughter’s sleepover birthday party today, so forgive me if I’m a little groggy and/or grumpy.
Having said that, better to host a sleepover party for a bunch of 9-year-old girls than to have a pencil in your head for 15 years.
I thought the way that Superman shaved was by reflecting his heat vision off a mirror to melt his stubble away.
Among other things, mosquitoes are bad for killer whales.
“Rep. Stephen Fincher, be careful that you do not entertain a mean thought … and therefore view your needy neighbor with hostility and give nothing; your neighbor might cry to the Lord against you, and you would incur guilt.”
“This California Widow is a real groaker. She watched the spermologer as he jirbled some irish cream into the coffee cup of the soda-squirt with a pussyvan and said nothing. He’s married to the zafty woman with squirrel who’s spent half of her adult life as an underpaid bookwright figuring out whether Arabic words are Englishable or not. She now works for the snoutfair you find lunting around town who took up tyromancy for a hobby when his wonder-wench ex-wife walked out on him because, well, he’s a bit of a beef-wit. Now she helps curglaffed queerplungers by giving them research tasks for her PhD in resistentialism.”
It’s Emma’s world. We just live in it.
The MLB and NFL Players Associations are taking their roles as unions seriously. This is a very good thing.
Do you think the Washington Redskins should keep their nickname? Read this and see if you still feel that way.
I’ll take fast casual over casual dining every day – they’re cheaper, quicker, and generally of better quality.
Actually, these five kinds of things guys say apply to all sorts of situations, not just gaming.
RIP, Sen. Frank Lautenberg, the last WWII veteran to serve in the Senate.
Brittney Greiner and the quiet queering of professional sports.
“Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz — a 63-letter word that describes a “law for the delegation of monitoring beef labelling” — has been kicked out of the Deutsch lexicon, thanks to the law’s repeal in a regional parliament.” See, now that’s taking deregulation too far if you ask me.
The iPhone as transistor radio. I’m not sure if Steve Jobs would be smiling at that or not.
I’m even gladder than I was before that Romney, Inc never got to take over the White House.
If Erick Erickson hates you, you’re probably doing something right.
RIP, Deacon Jones, legendary defensive lineman.
Chicks do in fact dig Game of Thrones, in case you were curious.
Why do conservatives hate New York’s bike share program so much?
There’s a set of actual facts and data we can look at to determine whether or not President Obama’s nominees have been more obstructed than those of other Presidents.
Tim Marchman says more or less what I would say about the latest drug “scandal” in baseball.
RIP, Esther Williams, most famous swimmer ever.
Google deep sixes the first naughty app for Google Glass, and in doing so makes a second naughty app unlikely.
It’s not 1978 anymore.
Rep. John Dingell has served in Congress longer than most of us have been alive.