You tell me there’s an inhabitable planet within feasible travelling distance, I’m so there.
“So if you’re feeling adventurous, here’s how you can make your very own roast Facehugger“.
“Targeted ads that seem to follow you everywhere online may soon be doing the same on your TV.”
So, when are people going to start calling for Clarence Thomas to resign?
Rot in hell, Charles Manson. You died where you belonged.
RIP, Mel Tillis, country music Hall of Famer.
Who am I to disagree with H.R. McMaster?
“What I found was that Trump embodied his supporters’ most profound beliefs—combining an insistence that discriminatory policies were necessary with vehement denials that his policies would discriminate and absolute outrage that the question would even be asked.”
Seeing Roy Moore’s lawyer get called a moron by other, more competent lawyers will never get old.
Pro tip: Check your Christmas tree for spiders before you bring it in the house.
RIP, David Cassidy, 70’s teen heartthrob and star of The Partridge Family.
“This is what we have to worry about. It’s not that there are a bunch of irredeemably racist and misogynistic and religiously bigoted people in our country so much as Trump is making more of them, and he’s getting them to drop their standards on pretty much everything else, too.”
What Grant Brisbee says.
Apparently, Seth MacFarlane had been warning us all along.
How are you ever going to prove the earth is flat if you’re not allowed to launch a rocket to get the evidence?
Basically, nobody actually favors repealing net neutrality.