Happy hunting, I guess.
Steve Austin knows the truth
Bigfoot walks among us here in Texas. Or at least that’s what researchers tracking the elusive beast would have us believe.
Recently, Travel Channel published a list of the eight best places to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot using “never-before-released data” from the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO).
According to Travel Channel, “This exclusive tracking information comes from BFRO’s Follow-up Log and Tracking System (FLATS) – the world’s ultimate sasquatch database of compiled sightings and testimonies.”
After analyzing the 23,000 sightings across the country, Travel Channel came up with a list of the eight states with the highest likelihood of having your own Bigfoot encounter.
According to that list, there’s a good chance you might see ‘Squatch out and about taking in the Texas scenery.
I mean, it only makes sense. Texas is a big state, both geographically and population-wise. I’m sure the odds of spotting fairies, Santa Claus, and all three of Daenarys’ dragons are higher here than anywhere else, too. It’s just how it should be. Patch has more.