Haiku!

Posted on July 5, 2004 by Charles Kuffner

Today is your last chance to compose a haiku in honor of President Bush’s birthday tomorrow. My muse for this sort of thing has obviously taken the weekend off, as I’ve tried and failed to come up with a good one. Maybe I’ll spend a few minutes here and see if it helps. And I’ll be checking with The Stakeholder to see if they’re successful at delivering the haikus and cards for the President’s birthday.

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6 Responses to Haiku!

  1. Frank Wilhoit says:
    July 5, 2004 at 1:52 pm

    The “base”? No problem:
    Tell them what they want to hear.
    Nothing else matters.

  2. Tim says:
    July 5, 2004 at 3:03 pm

    Appointed Ashcroft.
    Gave us the Patriot Act.
    Kiss freedom goodbye.

  3. William Hughes says:
    July 5, 2004 at 7:29 pm

    One can hear the wheels
    In his brain slowly turning
    As he sits and thinks.

    Last election proved
    That one needs only five votes
    To be President.

    Had Al Gore won his
    Home state of Tennessee, then
    Supreme Court not needed.

    Economy up
    But the dollar is shrinking
    And jobs stay stagnant.

    Saddam Hussein is
    supposed to have WMD
    But I could be wrong.

    Afghanistan was
    the start of War On Terror.
    Then was is Iraq?

    November 2nd,
    The voters will get to say
    Bye-bye to the Shrub!

    (all done while I was doing my laundry in the last hour)

  4. CrispyShot says:
    July 6, 2004 at 8:16 am

    <tweet!>

    Flag on the play, William!

    “WMD” is at least 4 syllables by itself (depends on if it’s “dubya” or “double-u”).

    Five yards. Repeat the down.

  5. William Hughes says:
    July 6, 2004 at 8:36 am

    I knew somebody was going to catch that. 🙁

    Try this:

    That Saddam Hussein
    Must have WMD.
    But I could be wrong.

  6. HWRNMNBSOL says:
    July 6, 2004 at 9:39 am

    Cherry blossoms fall
    Child-man scrawls ‘Let Freedom Reign!’
    Lips move as he writes

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