I’ve collected examples of Songs For Ruining Valentine’s Day twice before, and it always amuses me, so let’s go once more to that well.
1. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together – Taylor Swift
2. She’s My Girl – Tom Lehrer
3. Why Do I Need You (When I’ve Got My Hand)? – Feo y Loco
4. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes – Frank Zappa
5. Lyin’ Eyes – Diamond Rio
6. Your Cheatin’ Heart – Hank Williams
7. Close But No Cigar – Smashy Claw
8. We Always Fight When We Drink Gin – Austin Lounge Lizards
9. If You Love Me (You’ll Sleep On The Wet Spot) – Asylum Street Spankers
10. Trapped – Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
As usual, I think the titles speak for themselves. “Lyin’ Eyes” is a cover of the Eagles song, and “Close But No Cigar” is a Weird Al cover. Feel free to supply your own examples in the comments. Happy Valentine’s Day!